The Light Bulb: Quick! Somebody get this woman some HillaryCare, now!

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Quick! Somebody get this woman some HillaryCare, now!

Go to your local Department of Healthcare station (much like the Department of Motor Vehicles)
Fill out the "Cough Suppressant Requisition" forms, in triplicate, of course
Fill out the "Doctor Exam Requisition" forms, again in triplicate
Wait three weeks
Receive call notifying you of doctor appointment time, in four weeks
Visit doctor at scheduled appointment, receive exam and cough suppressant prescription
Drop off prescription at local, government-run pharmacy
Pick up cough suppressant, two weeks later
Get well

If you disagree with any of the above scheduling, you can appeal any of these decisions to your local Healthcare Ombudsman by filling out the approrpriate form, in triplicate.

1 comment:

S. said...: Glad to see a good dose of right thinking on the issues. Trouble is, where are the conservatives when you need them? Doesn't anyone run for office anymore?

Funny about Perry--do you think he even gives the issues a second thought? I mean, does he even care what McCain has stood for?; 5:55 PM

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Quick! Somebody get this woman some HillaryCare, now!

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