Note to FBI, pay no attention to Mayor Phil Gordon
Dear FBI,
I have read recently that the mayor of Phoenix, Arizona, Phil Gordon, wants you to look into whether or not Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has violated civil rights laws by having the gall to arrest illegal aliens and treat them like the criminals they are.
Please pay no attention whatsoever to this buffoon, Mr. Gordon. His views do not represent those of normal, law-abiding American citizens. His letter to you is merely an attempt to pander to left-wing special interest groups.
In fact, if you do choose to investigate something, please investigate whether or not Mayor Gordon has pursued policies that would cause the city of Phoenix to be considered a Sanctuary City. As you may know, these cities are ones that harbor illegal aliens by virtue of the fact that their local law enforcement agencies are told to not pursue the question of citizenship when apprehending criminal suspects. This, far more than Sheriff Arpaio's wonderful track record, deserves your focused attention.
Very sincerely,
Mr. Light Bulb
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