Hey, Rick. Where's my $2,000?

Remember Governor Perry's television ad promising a $2,000 property tax cut? We here in Houston knew it wasn't coming. Well, the folks up in Dallas are waking up to the truth. And Governor Perry, who has a great head of hair, starts tap dancing.

Across the state, angry and confused homeowners have been calling their local tax collectors, asking what happened to the tax cut they were supposed to get, officials say. And Perry's opponents, citing his claim in a now-controversial TV ad that taxpayers would eventually receive "a $2,000 tax cut," are piling it on.

Rick, FYI, making promises you can't deliver would not be called a good campaign tactic. Just so you know.