Saturday, January 20, 2007

Guard your wife and kids; she's "beginning a conversation"

Hillary Evita Clinton announced today that she will be running for President.

In a videotaped message posted on her Web site, Clinton said she was eager to start a dialogue with voters about challenges she hoped to tackle as president - affordable health care, deficit reduction and bringing the "right" end to the Iraq war.

"I'm not just starting a campaign, though, I'm beginning a conversation with you, with America," she said. "Let's talk. Let's chat. The conversation in Washington has been just a little one-sided lately, don't you think?"
Well sure, when it comes to you, the conversation is always one-sided. The real question is will you really have a conversation with someone? You see, in a conversation you are allowed to ask questions and propose answers, but then you must also listen to another party ask questions and propose answers. Here are some questions I might propose:
  • Exactly and with excruciating specificity how did you make all that money in the cattle futures market?
  • Seriously, what was your relationship with Vince Foster?
  • Why were you so insistent on getting the White House travel staff fired?
  • Will you try once again to nationalize one-seventh of our nation's economy with your demonstrably doomed socialized health care nightmare?
  • You (presumably) shared marriage vows with William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, yet he can't seem to keep them. Of the women who have publicly claimed some type of sexual interaction with your husband, wanted or unwanted, of how many were you aware prior to their public revelation?
    1. Monica Lewinsky
    2. Paula Jones
    3. Christy Zercher
    4. Gennifer Flowers
    5. Elizabeth Ward Gracen
    6. Sally Perdue
    7. Kathleen Willey
    8. Dolly Kyle Browning
    9. Juanita Broaddrick
Just a few questions for starters. Plenty more where those came from.

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