Saturday, July 01, 2006

Shadow Government

Yes, there is a Shadow Government in our land. And it HATES our Elected Government.

Mr. Light Bulb, have you taken your pills today?

Yes, I have. Let me explain. I have heard others say it, and I believe it as well. There is a concerted effort by left-leaning government employees and their like-minded friends in the media to derail any success the Bush Administration might have. They lost control of the Legislative Branch in 1994 via the Contract with America revolution. The remaining members reside primarily within the State Department and the CIA.

When President Bush won the presidency in 2000, they were livid. Then, September 11, 2001 happened. National focus shifted from diplomacy with the world (a State Department concern) to defense of our land (a Defense Department concern). No longer were they the favored ones. Moreover, they were pointed out as the ones who failed our nation, and they were not happy to have their inadequacies revealed to the world. George Tenet, the CIA leader through the Clinton miasma, was replaced with Porter Goss. Mr. Goss was given orders to "clean it up". And when that didn't work, the CIA got an even tougher boss, General Michael Hayden. Meanwhile, at the State Department, Colin Powell replaced the pompous Madeleine Albright. The Shadow Government was pacified until Secretary Powell allowed the Defense Department to take the lead after September 11. When Condoleezza Rice took the helm, you can bet the Shadow Government didn't like her plan for Transformational Diplomacy.

They hate George W. Bush. They hate those around him. They want to see President Bush fail at every turn. To accomplish this, they will leak government secrets to their media friends in an attempt to threaten our national security. They will actively work against their own Defense Department. They will tell our enemies that their calls are being tracked and their finances monitored.

If these actions had occurred during World War II, is there any doubt about what would have happened to this Shadow Government?

2 comments:

1anonymousmom said...

really? how does one verify the existence of a shadow government? isn't it, by its very existence, er, shadowy?

Mr. Light Bulb said...

Indeed, verifying the existence of something named "Shadow" anything is a challenge. However, the actions I've noted did not happen capriciously. A group of people (not an individual) worked hard to bring this information to public knowledge. While I can offer no definitive proof of its existence, certainly within the confines of this blog, I hope to build a proper case for the existence of a Shadow Government over the next few weeks. (I'm certain others will as well.)

Of course, you were probably just yanking my chain from the start.